i have a secret dream to one day unapologetically punch someone hard in the face.
Shake what your momma gave ya
"Hey girl. Hey. Hey. I know you like dis."
I like how in nature’s view and when it came to birds and how males tend to be brighter and more dazzling, it just said ‘fuck it, have a tail bigger then your entire body because REASONS’ and still allowed these birds to fly.
i bought this bonsai tree growing kit for three dollars and i know nothing will probably grow, but who could beat that price, right? after i soak the seed pod for 24 hours i have to keep it in the fridge for three months to trick it into thinking winter has passed. it’s probably the biggest prank i’ll ever pull on a seed. like psych, buddy, you thought winter was over? that was the god damn crisper drawer oh shiiit.
You could say I’m an optimist.